Morning Docket: 04.06.22
* Veteran police officer resigned after it went public that he didn't think Hitler was all that bad. Come on now, Amazon does better background checks than this. [HuffPost] * Biden is freezing student loan payments till August 31st. Cheers to him delaying them to February 30th. [NY Times] * Some turbulence along the way: man faces federal charges after joining the mile high club by himself four times. [FOX] * King Zuck guarantees that his words will be part of some future employment lawsuit, admitting his underlings call him the "Eye of Sauron." I, for one, welcome our Dark Overlords. [Consequence] * For anyone else who’s been playing Ketanji Brown Jackson Bingo, please check off Godwin's law. [Mediaite]
